Being a morning person is great, but it is starting to interfere with life&living. A sign of a bigger problem? Possibly. I decided to take an assessment:
1.
Have you ever decided to stop
YES. I've often used my friends as commitment devices for sleeping in. "I'm sooo gonna sleep forever tonight, dudes!" only to wake-up at 6, as per usual.
2.
Do you wish people would mind their own business about your
YES, often times. I get a lot of shit at work for coming at 7am.
3.
Have you ever switched from one kind of
NO. I wish I could switch!
4.
Do you ever
Fuck Yes! All The Fucking Time!
5.
Do you envy people who can
Yes! I'm jealous of all those kids you can go out and stay up. Give me one non-caffeinated alcoholic drink and I am ready for cuddle time. Case and Point: Rose and Crown last night.
6.
Have you had problems connected with
Yes! Work quality is suffering. Want to shoot self in the face while uploading 300,000 keywords. I've resorted to consumption(multiple cups of tea + cans of coke). Coke Zero Rocks^&(*!
7.
Has your
NO! They're just as bad as me, if not worse. I have a feeling this problem would go away completely if I move out. It's like Intervention where mom does Heroin with Daughter.
8.
Do you ever try to get "extra"
Do I ASK people to wake me up at 6?! NO.
9.
Do you tell yourself you can stop
YES!!
10.
Have you missed days of work or school because of your
Not yet but I've reached near-comatose state AT work.
11.
Do you have "blackouts", where you cannot remember when you
YES see above.
12.
Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not
Fuck. Yes.
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The Result:
You may very well have a
