Theorem: Angelina Jolie's aging process will be isomorphic to Mick Jagger's.... at least looks-wise!

Her and her BFFL Pitt snagged e/o in the afterglow of their hotness. It's all downhill from here. I'm still clueless re: what happened to Pitt's face recently. All of a sudden it started looking like the a mild case of whatever poisoning the Ukrainian pres. was going through.